Trophy Wife Sweatshirt
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Introducing the ultimate flex for your wardrobe: the Trophy Wife Sweatshirt — because participation ribbons are for amateurs.
This bold royal blue number with sizzling hot pink lettering lets the world know you didn’t just get picked… you got polished, placed on a pedestal, and look flawless doing the grocery run.
Wear it to brunch, school drop-off, the gym (or near the gym), or just around the house while sipping something bubbly and pretending you’re on a reality show. You earned this title — now flaunt it. 🏆💅
Warning: May cause envy, compliments, and unsolicited marriage proposals.
✨ Features:
• Drop Sleeve: The Drop Shoulder is already halfway into a shrug... Fashion meets passive aggressive comfort. You're welcome.
• Ribbed Neckline, Cuffs & Waistband: Snug in all the right places, like a supportive spouse that doesn’t interrupt your stories.
• Unisex Fit: Flattering and comfy for all — because the trophy life isn’t just a women’s sport.
• Fabric: 50% ringspun cotton / 50% polyester — soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant, much like your patience.
• Color: Regal royal blue with hot pink “TROPHY WIFE” graphic — subtle like a confetti cannon at brunch.
We ship via USPS and UPS to locations within the Continental United States.
You can expect that your order will ship out within 48 hours and you will be notified with tracking information.